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Terry Pratchett – Unseen Academicals | Review

Title: Unseen Academicals

Author: Terry Pratchett

Type: Fiction

Page Count/Review Word Count: 544

Rating: 8/10

 

Terry Pratchett - Unseen Academicals

Terry Pratchett – Unseen Academicals

 

This book is an interesting one, because it’s one of Pratchett’s later releases and probably the last ‘new’ Discworld book that I read before he died. Broadly speaking, it follows the story of what happens when the sport of football is introduced to Ankh-Morpork, with predictably hilarious results. I have 544 words to fill, and so I’m going to quote some of the blurb, because that can give you a better idea of what we’re dealing with here than I could, and I’m always afraid of spoilers: “Football has come to the ancient city of Ankh-Morpork – not the old-fashioned grubby pushing and shoving, but the new, fast football with pointy hats for goalposts and balls that go gloing. And now the wizards of Unseen University must win a football match without using magic, so they’re going to try everything else.”

Along the way, we’ll be joined by Discworld characters old and new, and considering I only have a passing interest in football, I enjoyed it. One criticism, though, is that pretty much the entire novel was just the build-up towards the ‘Big Match‘, and as such, it seems like not much really happened across the course of the 544 pages. Nevertheless, it’s a pleasant enough read, and it never seems to drag, like some other books I could mention. But I won’t, because to mention them would be to complete the cliché.

So with that out of the way, let’s talk about the quality of Pratchett’s writing – certainly, other than the sometimes meandering style of the story line, I don’t think that his alzheimer’s was affecting him, unlike some of his readers. In fact, I always thought that he got better with age, although admittedly he did have a golden period in the late 1990s and early 2000s, as far as I’m concerned. To me, it’s kind of disrespectful to talk about the two of them in the same sentence, so let’s move along.

 

Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett

 

As far as my overall impressions went, I do think that this would rank in my top 50% of Discworld novels… if it was a list only of the novels set in Ankh Morpork. That said, it was still pretty good, and it’s up against some stiff competition. I might not recommend this as a starter book if you’re only just getting into the series, but it’s definitely one to continue with.

For me, though, there’s just such a wealth of Discworld books to read that I always find it difficult to recommend any one book above the others – after all, with an 8/10, this is still a fantastic read, it’s just that Pratchett can do even better. At over sixty books, I’ve read more books by Terry Pratchett than by any other author, and he’s usually up there when I’m asked to list my favourite writers – he certainly used to be my favourite living writer…

That’s pretty much it for the review – it’s one of those books where I think that most people who are likely to read it have probably already read it. I imagine that most sales came from the publicity around the initial release, and the rest will come from completionists.

 

Terry Pratchett on the difference between erotic and kinky...

Terry Pratchett on the difference between erotic and kinky…

 

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Terry Pratchett – The Fifth Elephant | Review

Title: The Fifth Elephant

Author: Terry Pratchett

Type: Fiction

Page Count/Review Word Count: 464

Rating: 9/10

 

Terry Pratchett - The Fifth Elephant

Terry Pratchett – The Fifth Elephant

 

The Fifth Elephant is one of my favourite Discworld novels, but then it does feature Sir Samuel Vimes and so there’s no surprise there, then. In this book, he’s sent as a diplomat to Uberwald, because the Patrician has a sense of humour; as you might expect, things don’t exactly go according to plan, and he ends up as something of an outlaw of sorts, on the run with some pretty nasty werewolves on his trail.

What’s interesting about this book is how interlinked the story line is – it gives it a sense of realism that some other books in the series are, perhaps, missing. There’s a pretty heavy focus on politics here as well, particularly amongst the dwarves, but because of the intricacy of Pratchett’s fantasy world, it’s interesting and not tiresome. And it also makes you think about our own political system, too.

And when Vimes is around, there’s a whole host of awesome supporting characters to enjoy as well, and a lot of friendly faces from the Ankh-Morpork City Watch make an appearance. That’s good, because there are a lot of unfriendly faces too, and Vimes needs all of the help he can get.

 

Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett

 

I was particularly impressed by Pratchett’s depiction of the werewolves – they were chillingly realistic, and a fearsome foe. Let’s face it, Vimes has come up against his fair share of tough adversaries over the years, but these are some of the toughest, and he’s out of his element in a foreign country.

The title of this book is one of my favourites, too – it’s named after the mythical fifth elephant, a companion to the four who still support the Disc whilst standing on the back of the great A’tuin, who lost his footing and plummeted to the Disc. Legend has it that this is where all of the Disc’s precious metals come from, and it’s an interesting thought – it could well be true, knowing the Disc.

Overall, I’d strongly recommend reading this book, especially if you’re familiar with the rest of the Discworld ouevre. It’s a little late in the series, which is pretty much the only reason why I don’t think you should start with it, but other than that it stands up there amongst the best books I’ve ever read in my opinion, and it’s certainly one of the top five Discworld books.

I feel like I should also add that this is one of the few Discworld books that I’ve read more than two or three times – I used to re-read a lot as a kid, and I literally never do it now, and so it’s an honour that’s unlikely to be repeated.

 

Terry Pratchett on the difference between erotic and kinky...

Terry Pratchett on the difference between erotic and kinky…

 

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