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Cassandra Clare – Clockwork Angel | Review

Title: Clockwork Angel

Author: Cassandra Clare

Type: Fiction

Page Count/Review Word Count: 496

Rating: 2.75*/5

 

Cassandra Clare - Clockwork Angel

Cassandra Clare – Clockwork Angel

 

I find it hard to pinpoint exactly what I didn’t like about this book. Perhaps it’s the fact that I disliked the majority of the characters (and that I also agreed with criticism I’ve heard before that Cassandra Clare just reuses her characters). Perhaps it’s because it’s supposed to be set in Victorian London but it still felt very American, with only the lightest description. I felt like I was being told that it was set in Victorian London, rather than being shown it. I think Clare was trying to tap into the steampunk trend with this one, but I don’t think she did it very well.

Perhaps it’s the fact that very little happens other than a big scene in the middle where there’s suddenly loads of action and then nothing again. Perhaps it’s the fact that as the reader, you’re supposed to give a damn about the “love story” between boring Tessa and dickhead Will. I just kind of hoped that one of them would die as I thought that might make it more interesting, but that didn’t happen.

I also got annoyed with the number of people smashing into rooms through windows. In the last Cassandra Clare book I read, it happened four or five times. It happened two or three times here, and it just irritated me. She had a few lines of dialogue attacking French people as well, which I’ve noticed in previous books. Nothing too serious I guess, just throwaway lines that imply that French people are all arrogant and that they’re all waiters, but it’s just not necessary.

 

Cassandra Clare

Cassandra Clare

 

Ultimately, the previous Cassandra Clare books I’ve read have been like eating McDonald’s. They’re not fantastic, but they’ll do the job. This one was like eating cold McDonald’s after it’s been left on the side overnight. It made me wish that I’d just had a salad instead, it’s not worth the calories. In each of the books that I’ve read so far, I’ve felt as though it’s 100 pages longer than it needed  to be. This one could have been cut down to a novella if all of the fluff was removed and we just got on with the story.

So as you can probably guess, I wasn’t too impressed with this one. In fact, the only reason I’ve got this far with Cassandra Clare’s books is that I’m buddy reading them with some YouTube friends. The problem is that the best of them so far have just been okay. With three okay books and one bad one, I’m just not sure if I want to keep going. I was hoping at least one of them would have been “good” by now. I’m going to have to have a think about it to decide whether I even want to keep going. It’s a big time commitment and I have other stuff to read.

 

Cassandra Clare Quote

Cassandra Clare Quote

 

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Cassandra Clare – City of Ashes | Review

 Title: City of Ashes

Author: Cassandra Clare

Type: Fiction

Page Count/Review Word Count: 416

Rating: 3.75*/5

 

Cassandra Clare - City of Ashes

Cassandra Clare – City of Ashes

 

Cassandra Clare gets a lot of shade thrown her way from people who think she’s a poor writer, but at the end of the day, how many of those people have sold as many books as she has? That’s kind of why I’m slowly but surely working my way through her stuff. Another reason is because I’m buddy reading them with a couple of YouTube friends, Kitkatscanread and Damian Terriquez. And of course, I’m also kind of invested in the series now. That’s probably my fault because I also watched the series on Netflix, although that also has the effect of spoiling me on pretty much everything.

I’m not going to go too much into the plot here because it’s the second book in the series and also because it’s pretty obvious what you’re in for. The bad guys come along and the good guys save the day, that’s what happens in these books. But I did enjoy the story for what it was and I also actually quite like Cassandra Clare’s writing style. Sure, it might not be highbrow literary fiction, but she keeps you rolling on through the pages. If her books were food, they’d be a McDonald’s. But sometimes I just want to eat a McDonald’s.

There was some cracking dialogue here that I appreciated and I think the characterisation was pretty good too, even with more minor characters. I still think that the bad guys in this series are a little disappointing, but I almost read this for the banter between the characters rather than for anything that actually happens. I started to get a little bored about two thirds of the way through though and feel like this could have been fifty pages shorter.

Overall though, this was pretty much what I was expecting and I found myself enjoying it despite the hype on one hand and the disdain on the other. I try to make up my own opinions about the books that I read and so far, Cassandra Clare’s stuff has been pretty good. And hey, if I keep on reading the rest of the series then perhaps I’ll discover some magical tip that will help me to write a bestseller. Maybe there’s a mark for it (or whatever they’re called). As you can tell, I paid plenty of attention to the finer details of the Shadowhunter world.

 

Cassandra Clare

Cassandra Clare

 

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